Old School Slalom board Compeition winners

So after much deliberation and the distraction of a days windsurfing we have chosen the winners of the Old School Slalom Board competition.

Congratulations to Peter Swanton with this fine effort:

An obviously overweight young man decided to sign up for a windsurfing program, complete with a personal trainer, to lose some weight. It included a three hour session each morning each morning at 6:00 a.m. So when the next morning the young man wakes up at five o'clock and heads down to the windsurfing center, there he struggles into a XXL wetsuit, grabs a massive beginner board, a 3.5m sail, and heads down to the beach there stands his trainer, the most beautiful blonde he has ever seen. She's tall, very well endowed above a very slim waist with long graceful legs. She's dressed in a small shortie wetsuit that can barely contain her. She smiles and says, "If you can keep up with me, you can have me." she carries her gear into the water, beach starts, gets into the harness and foot straps and planes off into the horizon. The man gets into the water, and after futile three hours has traveled 100m. This continues each morning. After about three very frustrating weeks the young man begins to get in shape and can almost keep up with her. One morning he can even feel the spray from her wake on his face. But he thinks tomorrow will be the big day. I'll catch her and have her. He barely sleeps that night waiting in eager anticipation. The next morning, he sprints down to the beach and can barely believe his eye's, There stands a huge burley woman, at least six feet five inches in height and over 250 pounds. She's muscled up like a plough ox and has a large wart amid her facial hair. She smiles and says, "I'm your new trainer. If I can catch you, I can have you!"

:P :D

(he really could have done with a slalom board! :P)

Runners up prize goes to Francie Park with this cracking one liner

Two gold fish are in a tank,one says to the other"how do ya drive this thing?"

Boards are here to be collected guys so call on down to the dock!